Tuesday, January 11, 2011

I'm Outta here!

Jesus! It's been ages since I've blogged. I'm a very bad blogger aren't I? Well fuck you! I haven't had the time nor the inclination to write down every single fucking thought I have. I've been busy, but I'm back now. It's a new year and I have a whole different perspective on life.

Why the change you ask? Well for starters, I just got back from the best vacation in the most awesome city I have ever visited. San Francisco. What a truly amazing place! It was so refreshing to be in a place that has been allowed to evolve as a city should. Without the meddling and interference from some bullshit (that's right. Bullshit!) religious organization. Not to offend any of my more religious friends, but the Mormons need to get their fingers out of the fucking pie. 

People in San Francisco actually seem happy to be alive. Even the bums were pleasant if not slightly mangy. I met some amazing people and made some great new friends while I was there as well. Ate some delicious seafood, saw amazing things. but the best part was (And this is a credit to California) I smoked some amazing fucking weed. Weed that was purchased at marijuana store where if you have a card recommended by a doctor (you really only need to say you need it and then you pay a fee) and issued by the state. The point is, my friend went to the FUCKING MARIJUANA STORE! Wish I could have gone myself, but this is absolutely mind boggling that Californians are able to do this. I had something called Romulan, one called Trainwreck and one called WOW. Through in some spice cake and a Mexican cookie and it was a recipe for the best time I've ever had. 

Guess what else? No one got hurt. No one OD'd on weed (which is impossible by the way). The trip has helped me to realize that I need out of this backwards fucking state called Utah. I have worked out a plan that will hopefully get my love and I out of here and perhaps up to the Pacific Northwest, Perhaps Portland, maybe Seattle before we both turn 45. "Are you moving for the weed," one might ask? Not at all is my response. I am leaving the tyranny and oppression of the corporation that tries to pass itself off as a religion. I am leaving because I've lived in this fucked-up place my entire life and I need out. I picked the Pacific Northwest because of it's beauty and liberal mindset. Also, I figure the closer I am to Canada, the easier it will be for me to flee what is becoming a very stupid place to live and yes, I do mean America. The music scene is great in those places too. 

What it all boils down to is that I need change. Not the kind that Obama promised and then never delivered on, but the kind to take me into the next phase of my life with optimism and focus. I guess blogging more often would be a good place to start as well. :D

I'll See you @ 4:20

Spencer